Naturally you came here to find out the truth about the inevitable. Upsetting the equilibrium of the body by trying to lose weight and get healthy can be quite dangerous at this age. I mean, instead of a sudden death right after all the teeth fall out, I could slowly die in agony at the hands of medical science as the do a wallet-ectomy trying to prolong my agony for a few more years.
Yeah, that's life.
Maybe another time... I am too tired to get into it just now.
just pretend it happened (it might someday)